THE HORN brings you a free book, a new release AND MORE!!


Naughty, but nice...

Hello my filthy friends! Last month was CRAZY busy for me, and I was worried I may not be able to meet all my deadlines. But my pain results in your pleasure; this month I have LOADS of goodies to share with you – and some of them are 100% FREE (woo-hoo!).

The big news is that I've released the first of a new series, and I KNOW how many of you like my 5-parters; getting to know the characters, getting caught up in their exploits, and getting hot and bothered by the sexy situations they find themselves in! This one's called 'Only Fan' and more details can be found below.

I've got a limited-time freebie from my back-catalogue for those that haven't yet had the pleasure, and a selection of recommendations and free offerings from my fellow smut authors too.

All this, together with details of what's being given away to my Patreon and Ream subscribers – just scroll down past the brunette with the bushy barnet baring her big beautiful breasts by abandoning her bra.


My latest series begins!

Sweet, romantic and utterly filthy!

What's this one about?

Maybe I'm getting soppy in my old age, but this is one of my more romantic efforts: a classic tale of boy meets girl. Only in this case, the boy is a shy virgin with a big dick and the girl performs naked on the internet. The classic set-up, huh?

Romantic? So it's all smooches and cuddles?

Come on, you know me well enough by now...

While our hero has a brief period of wistfully gazing from afar at the object of his desires, an unexpected situation soon has her in his debt. And that's BEFORE he finds out how she makes a living. Have no fear: this is no regular flirtation, given she has an adult subscription service full of self-starring smut to reward him with...

What can you tell us about the characters?

Well, there's Ludo. Unusual name but common problem: he's shy around girls, socially awkward, and everything he knows about sex is confined to the porn he and his friends consume to an unhealthy degree. But while some of his jerk pals exhibit incel-like behaviour, Ludo is a sweeter and gentler soul who just needs a chance to show a girl what he has to offer (which is a lot more than they might think!).

Cherry is the young woman who catches his attention on the train. Impossibly pretty, Ludo has no idea how she earns her money in private. When he steps in to help her one day, they develop an unlikely bond that puts Ludo in the envious position of being friends with an uninhibited sexpot who has a wealth of pornographic content that she can share him with.

So how does that develop into a romance?

READ THE BOOK AND FIND OUT!

Needless to say, the saucy shenanigans described in Part One are only the beginning – things escalate quickly in Part Two SO GET ON BOARD NOW!


This month on Patreon and Ream

Grab loadsa freebies before they disappear!

This month will be the last chance to download some of the rewards from previous months, so now's the perfect time to hop aboard. Oh, and members got a heads-up (and more time) to download Trapped in the Porn Dimension for free (see below) – another example of the benefits of joining!

Horny Toads:

  • Only Fan: Part One– my latest release (see above) is free to download for subscribers
  • A brand new erotic short – this one was commissioned by Jen, one of my Filthy Foxes. Members of this tier level take turns in choosing what my monthly shorts are about, and Jen wanted me to imagine what might happen if she bumped into a guy she had the best sex of her life with 30 years later!
  • A free audiobook – this will only be sent to those who sign up before the second week of August, SO GET IN WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME!

Randy Rabbits and Filthy Foxes:

  • All of the above, plus...
  • Sexhibitions 01: Gabby's Glory – the first in my high-concept series about erotic, interactive art installations that start appearing around a sleepy town. The mystery artist is dubbed 'Wanksy'; and the pretty young journalist sent to her hometown to get to the bottom of this story is about to go on an odyssey of sexual self-exploration!

Another fan joined my Filthy Fox tier, so I'll be asking him to brief me on October's monthly short. For next month, though, I've got an idea of my own that I want to bring to life...

Remember: you get the same rewards for the same subscription prices regardless of whether you choose Patreon or Ream – it's simply down to your preference.


Completely free for 2 more days!

This offer expires Aug 6th so grab it quick!

If you've yet to sample my high-concept sex-comedy about what happens when a dimension-hopping smut-aficionado accidentally finds himself in a world where the tropes of porn films are part of everyday life, then you really have no excuse not dip your toes, because the first book is currently FREE.

But not for much longer, so grab it while you can!

If you were a member of my Patreon or Ream you'd already know about this freebie, by the way – another good reason to sign up!


Check out some of my other books

I'm very close to reaching 50 original books (not including bundles) on Amazon and SmashWords, and you can be sure I'll be making a big song and dance about it when I eventually reach that magic number!

In the meantime, here is a selection from my back catalogue that includes titles you might have missed or that newer subscribers might not be aware of. I hope you'll check some of them out!

My entire catalogue of titles can be found here.


Some saucy recommendations

What a booby collection I've curated for you all this month (at least from a cover art perspective)! Lots to catch your eye, here, including an 80s-set take on Almost Famous (with loads more sex), and a 50s-set age-gap affair. There's also an 'alpha-to-sissy' tale about a jock who likes to shake his pom-poms as much as his busty cheerleader girlfriend, and some horny witches who empower a lucky young man to have his way with an assortment of young ladies. Check 'em out!


Show me the freebies!!

Two filthy freebies with month that do exactly what they say on the cover: a MFM adventure featuring an open-minded couple taking a young virgin under their wing, and a taboo tale of siblings getting it on during lockdown. They're both free to read if you sign up!

And, as is tradition, we end with the HUGE collection of books and stories that are free to read as long as you subscribe to the authors' newsletters. Can you spot one that you haven't sampled yet?


That's all folks!

I know I keep threatening (and failing) to reveal details of my upcoming audiobooks but I'll have some news to share on that front soon. Remember, if you're a dedicated fan of my output then joining my Patreon and Ream gets you my latest stuff and a lot more besides.

Until next time...

Stay kinky xxx

Erotica writer extraordinaire

From illicit age-gap relationships to kinky experimentations and everything in-between: voyeurism, manipulation, first-time, fantasy, massage, swinging, teasing, bicurious, taboo... if there's a sexual fantasy then I've probably written about it.

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