THE HORN introduces a brand new erotic series!


The start of something special!

We all like a saucy workplace romance, right? Or erotic forbidden love? Or a freeuse fantasy? Well, hold on to your hats, because with my latest series I'm combining all three for the sweet, salacious and scandalous FIRM!

Find out more below...

I've also got another preview of what's going on behind the paywall on my Patreon. Hopefully it will tempt you into spending a few dollars/pounds/yen/etc. a month to get all the regular posts and freebies!

And, of course, there's my usual selection of recommendations and free books.

So let's not dawdle! Scroll down past the pretty pigtailed pixie posing proudly with her perky tits for all the deets...


It's time to get Firm!

A sexy corporate mystery with lots of filthy work incentives!

What on earth is this one about?

Aaron's a nice guy with a secret sleazy side. He thinks of it as a weakness or a burden – but he's about to be recruited by a secretive corporation that believes horny folk make fine employees – if given the right incentives!

So... not just a workplace romance, then?

Ha! Not quite... There's no romance in Book 1 – except perhaps a hint of who might capture our hero's heart – just an introduction to the wild and sordid office environment that Aaron's been recruited to. Including the filthy interview process!

Reminds me of a short story you once wrote...

Good memory! Yes, an entry in my very first Climax Collection features a workplace where an eager intern offers handjobs to frustrated workers. And this was actually the jumping off point for this far more involved – and much wilder – saga...

Tell us a secret about this series!

It's a bit of a crossover, in that it takes place in the same universe as one of my other books. Which one? You'll get a hint in Book 02...

I'm having trouble finding this one...

Yes, unfortunately I've been having trouble getting this one out of Amazon's infamous 'dungeon', and I've been cycling through a few cover options to try to break it out (alas, to no avail). So, you'll have to look a little harder than usual to find it if not using my links. Consider it NOT TOO HOT FOR AMAZON - BUT HOT ENOUGH THAT THEY'VE REMOVED IT FROM THEIR SEARCH INDEXES!! (Not very catchy, I'll admit...)

Can I receive this book for free, please?

Of course you can! But you need to subscribe to my Patreon to get it (see below). In fact, my subscribers got it a week prior to release! This and some of my previous month's rewards are still available for download for new subscribers (meaning you'll have access to over 10 dollar's worth of books if you sign up at the $6 middle tier - you can always cancel or downgrade after a month if you like) – but I don't keep them live for long, so sign up and grab 'em while you can!


Patreon preview

A small taste of the extras you get for joining

Occasionally on Patreon, I challenge myself to describe an erotic scene using just haikus. Why limit myself to writing filth with three lines of 5/7/5 syllables, respectively? WELL, WHY NOT?!

Here's a cheeky example...

Stood at my window
Just in my top and panties
I know he's watching
I make sure he sees
As I peel off my tank top
My breasts are released
I bet he's rock hard
Drooling over my titties
Will he touch himself?
I'm playing it coy
But I suspect that he knows
We're both so turned on

Read the rest, and lots of other cool stuff, by signing up today!

As I pointed out above, the download links for several rewards from previous months are still live, so you'll be getting an awful lot for your month's subscription. You can always cancel or downgrade after trying it for a month - those rewards are yours to download and keep!


Some picks from my back catalogue

The theme for this month's selection of titles is... [checks notes] er... TITS! Because who doesn't appreciate boobs? Or having boobs? Or having their boobs appreciated? (Honestly, if you don't tick at least one of those boxes, why are you even subscribed to this newsletter?!) 😂

My entire catalogue of titles can be found here.


Some saucy recommendations

A great selection this month, with each book tackling several kinks at the same time! That first book alone covers age gap, forbidden romance AND lactation! But there's also plenty of free-use, hot wife, partner swapping, billionaire and BDSM content sprinkled liberally throughout the others!

And check out this compilation of compilations! Yes, this collection showcases multi-book bundles, each one offering a lot more 'bang' for your buck!


Show me the freebies!!

If you don't want to pay for your smut this month, then I have a choice of two steamy encounters for you to enjoy! First up: two sultry witches require the seed of a man to complete their spell. Thankfully, there's nothing more likely to get a man to provide a sample than two provocative enchantresses! And for something a little more down-to-earth, how about a ride home with a college crush? Both stories are yours for little more than a newsletter sign-up!


That's all folks!

I'll be back soon with more filth for you. Please do consider supporting me over on my Patreon site; the lowest tier is only $4 a month, and for that you not only get my latest releases early and for free, but a whole lot more smut delivered to your inbox!

Until then...

Stay kinky xxx

Erotica writer extraordinaire

From illicit age-gap relationships to kinky experimentations and everything in-between: voyeurism, manipulation, first-time, fantasy, massage, swinging, teasing, bicurious, taboo... if there's a sexual fantasy then I've probably written about it.

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