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Shaking things up!

Hello everyone. Big news this month!

Firstly an apology: there's no new release for February due to work commitments. I know, bummer right? But instead of the thrill of a new book, how about some news that – according to my survey results – many of you will be super-interested in: an overhaul of my Patreon offering!

Basically, I've had a look at the tiers and rewards structure and wanted to make it more accessible and more rewarding for all of you.

See below for all the details, but I think you'll like what's on offer!

I've also got the top-line results of my recent survey, so you can compare notes and see how your proclivities align with a sample of my readership.

So, scroll down past the flexible filly gyrating her gigantic jugs against the gym ball for all the news...


My Patreon is now cheaper to join

And you'll be getting more rewards too!

I took onboard the feedback from my survey (see below) and noted that many of you might be more interested in becoming paying subscribers if the tiers were cheaper to join or the rewards were more frequent.

Well how about I do both?

Given my new releases are typically short novellas or part of an ongoing serial, I usually charge $3 for them. And with the lowest Patreon tier currently being $5, I had to agree that getting my latest release for free every month along with just a single short story wasn't representing value for money.

It's important to me that you feel like you're getting a real advantage from paying a regular amount rather than just purchasing new books upon release, so I've made some across-the-board changes that I hope will temp more of you into subscribing:

CHEAPER TIERS

Instead of $5, $10 and $25, the three tiers will now be priced $4, $6 and $20! This represents much better value for money, especially when you factor in the extra content I'm bringing to the Patreon feed!

EARLIER ACCESS

Approval times allowing, I'll do my best to ensure that paying subscribers get their mitts on my new releases a week or so before the official release date on Amazon!

MORE EROTIC POSTS

Rather than just one short story every month, I'll also be posting quicker (but just as steamy) erotic 'minis' at least every week, and usually more frequently. These may be musings, poems, or quick scenes accompanied by a saucy or explicit picture or GIF to get the imagination (and juices) flowing. And this will be in addition to the main erotic short chosen by higher tier members.

EROTIC CONFESSIONS

I'll also be setting up a page where I'll be sharing real-life sexual encounters, fantasies and more – with the hope that you guys will add your sordid thoughts and experiences for the enjoyment of all!

Those benefits in full...

Horny Toads – $4:

  • My latest release early and free – even if it's a longer, more expensive title!
  • Monthly erotic short – a medium-length story either from my filthy mind or based on an idea from a higher-tier subscriber
  • Regular erotic posts – some super quick, some lengthier, all super hot! Accompanied by erotic pics or GIFs.
  • Erotic confessions chat – a place for members to read and share real-life experiences and hopeful fantasies

Randy Rabbits – $6:

  • All of the above, plus...
  • An extra title from my back catalogue meaning you'll be getting another book every month for the equivalent of just $2!
  • Some exclusive previews and pics just for you (as a way of saying 'thanks' for the extra support)

Filthy Foxes – $20:

  • The premium tier for my cherished super-fans!
  • All of the above, plus...
  • Direct correspondence – from yours truly via monthly emails. Get to know me and learn more about my work and my process.
  • Story requests – take turns with the other Foxes to choose the theme, story or scenario of one of my monthly shorts

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade that free membership or get on-board. It'll be great to have you there!


Survey results

Honestly, you guys are filthy...

It's always an eye-opener when I read the results of my surveys. But also reassuring that so many of you have minds just as dirty as mine 😂

With the caveat that this is representative only of the proportion of readers who responded, here are the main takeaways:

Pretty even split between men and women

Slightly more men, but not by much. Similar split between those into women vs. men. Great that I have fans from both camps!

A more mature audience

Maybe it's just cos they had more time on their hands to complete the survey, but a large proportion of my respondents are 50+. Glad to see those libidos aren't diminishing with age!

"I read it for the plot!"

It's a cliché but the vast majority of respondents said they read erotica cos they like the kinds of stories featured. As one person put it: 'I enjoy the story and the smut is an added bonus'. But over half were honest enough to admit that they also find it sexually gratifying and use it to... well... you know!

My books offer something different

While a quarter said my stories were very similar to other erotica you read, the rest said my stuff was either slightly different or unique. That's so gratifying, and I'm glad my voice and style hits a bit different compared to what else is out there.

You like it when I get inappropriate

Noted! While my variety of stories and the imagination of the scenarios received a lot of praise, the thing you all liked most about my output is that I'm not afraid to tackle the taboo. So I guess I should lean into that a little more...

You want more

There wasn't much in the way of criticism (but I've taken on-board all of it) except a common lament that my books are too short! Well, that's a lovely complaint to receive (it means you're left wanting more!) - although while I still have a full time job away from the smut writing, I'm not sure there's much I can do about that! Hopefully my expanded Patreon offering will go some way towards addressing that...

My Patreon is too expensive for many of you to join

Noted. See what I've done about that above!

A final comment that made my day:

"I enjoy reading your books because of the variety of tropes that you write about. You are not stuck on one thing all of the time. Kudos to you sir."

Check out some of my other books

My entire catalogue of titles can be found here.

Here's a selection of some of my books, covering a range of erotic genres, kinks and scenarios... There's something for everyone!


Some saucy recommendations

Fancy some slightly taboo sauce but find siblings or daddy's too icky? Then might is suggest Teena Tongue's sexy uncle yarn. Still wrong, still inappropriate, but some of you may feel a little less guilty 'enjoying' it.

And for those who like stories of men being serviced by multiple willing women, Clynt Webber's tale should scratch that particular itch!


Show me the freebies!!

Two topics I know some of you go gaga for: hot wife sharing and daddy-daughter playtime! Find out what (and who) goes down when fresh off of being shared with another man, a hot wife suggests to her husband that they let an old female friend get in on the action. And if you want something a little more taboo, check out the tale of a disciplinary father punishing his grown-up daughter – and them both getting sexually aroused by the spanked buttocks!

Both filthy. Both free!

And, as always, this month's newsletter ends with a big bundle of free titles from multiple authors. Check it out to see if there's a freebie out there that you've missed!


That's all folks!

I'll be back with news of a bargain in a couple of weeks and a new release will be ready for next month. In the meantime, I hope the changes I've made will persuade you to join my Patreon – it would mean the world to me to get more subscribers!

Until next time...

Stay kinky xxx

Erotica writer extraordinaire

From illicit age-gap relationships to kinky experimentations and everything in-between: voyeurism, manipulation, first-time, fantasy, massage, swinging, teasing, bicurious, taboo... if there's a sexual fantasy then I've probably written about it.

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