Never Too Much...

This month, possibly to make up for my lack of a new release in March, I've gone ker-azy and have TWO brand new stories for you to get all turned on by. However, one of them is a little spicier than the other!

I've also got a ton of taboo recommendations and far more freebies than usual. Why so generous? Well, I just wanted to spoil you, is all! You can repay me by buying my books - each less than the price of a posh coffee but far far hotter!

And a HUGE thanks to all of those who went out of their way to complete the Reader Survey I sent out recently. I had my biggest response yet to this kind of research and the results are fascinating! I'll share your collective opinions (and the prize draw winner) with you soon, and you'll see the content of this newsletter changing as a result of your input (apologies to those of you who liked the photos of hunky men – the people have spoken and they'd rather drool over images of topless women!).

Speaking of which, scroll down past the horny honeymooning fox flashing the ring on her finger as well as around her nipple for all the goodies...

More Porn Dimension Adventures!

Book Four and things are getting sticky!

Which version of Anson are we following in this book?

Both! Now that the main players are up to speed on what's going on, we flick back and forth between both dimensions to see how the respective gangs get on in planning the proposed reversal – so that everything goes back to how it was!

I guess things don't go as smoothly as everyone hoped.

Well, there are loads of distractions in the Porn Dimension that risk slowing proceedings there – a sex slave in the lab suspended from the ceiling, for example. But the biggest roadblock in both dimensions comes in the form of Anson's formidable aunt – and Felix's ex-wife – who may bring things crashing to a halt! Unless she can be 'persuaded'.

What kinks are covered in this chapter?

Quite the variety! A bit of bondage and consensual non-con. Some anal and DP to complement the traditional fucking. Lots of oral. And a splash of bukkake!

Can I dive straight into this one without reading the others?

I really wouldn't recommend it! I'm very proud of the plot in this series but it is rather convoluted. You'll need to 'bone up' by checking out the previous books here.

A Taboo Treat

For those who like it when I go too far...

This one won't be for everyone. But if the idea of a pouting 19-year-old coaxing an erection from her own father as she encourages him to touch himself while he watches her undress has you aroused, then I think you'll like this one! If the thought of intimate father-daughter relations shocks and appals you, then please give it a miss!

As you might imagine, this is FAR TOO SPICY FOR AMAZON and has found a home on SmashWords, together with my other taboo tales. Favourite me as an author there if you want me to continue writing this sort of filth... How many chapters I write will come down to the response I get to this one.

Seriously spicy recommendations

Carrying on in the same vein as my new release above, here are some shout-outs for books by some of my fellow erotica authors that may be a little close to the line in terms of decency – if not outright taboo!

I hope you'll check some of them out. You'll be glad you did!

And a small collection of FREE taboo tales...

I'm feeling super-generous this month, so if you want to dip into some naughty samplers that cost you NOTHING... then dive in!

Check out some of my wares...

Some more short excerpts this month to give you a flavour of the stories featured. Remember that all my books can be found at books.hawklanderotica.com​

“What have you got in store for me?” she sang as she entered the bedroom, before squealing with laughter upon seeing the sex toys strewn across the bed. “Oh my God, this got pervy pretty fucking quickly,” she chuckled as she located the task and popped the seal. “Cum. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.” Jessica had the studious look of someone solving a quadratic equation rather than being challenged to climax at speed. “What are you thinking?” Alexis asked. “I’m thinking: ‘What turns me on?’” Jessica responded, before tossing the task aside and unbuttoning her shirt. “I’m also wondering who’s going to see what you’re filming.” “Just us and the Taskmaster,” Alexis replied, as Jessica took off her top, revealing her white lacy bra and the fulsome breasts they housed.

Mrs Parsons threw herself back in her chair with exasperation and then, much to James' encouragement and amusement, burst into a fit of laughter. "James," she cackled, "You can't hand a female member of staff a piece of paper with the phrase 'tit wank' on it." This made James start to laugh too. It was the emotional release he needed, relaxing him into the final stages of negotiation. "Like I said, this is ‘pie in the sky’, I know it is, and I'm glad you haven't completely freaked out..." "Oh trust me, I'm freaking out," she interrupted. "Fine. Freak out. But I guarantee if you let me leave this room thinking that that’s what those grades represent, I will nail this exam. And if I do, if I get a decent grade, you can come up to me on results day and say 'Well done James, but of course I'm not going to do a single bloody thing on that list'. Just don't say it now." ​

“LIN, THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE!” That stopped Lindsay in her tracks more than the firm hand around her waist, which caused her to spill a bit of Old Fashioned on the floor. She looked behind to see if the barman had heard Will’s outburst, but thankfully he was out of earshot. “They’re what?” “They’re sex swappers! Ellie essentially just asked me if I’d like to…” He paused briefly as the barman walked past, before whispering in her ear. “…if I’d like to have a tit wank off of her.” Lindsay paused as she tried to comprehend this new information. Her eyes narrowed. She didn’t believe him. “Well then, you must be thrilled. Big pair of tits like hers wrapped around your cock. You’ll be in heaven…”

A glut of freebies for you!

Embrace your domineering side with the selection of free titles this month. You'll find plenty of naughty girls in need of some light discipline in these spicy yarns, as well as 'women on top' taking control of the men and women crossing their paths...

And here's an absolutely GIGANTIC collection of freebies positively bursting with free smut. There's bound to be something here that you haven't yet read, so check it out!

That's all folks!

In a couple of weeks' time, I'll have one of my books on sale and I'll have the results of the Reader Survey to share with you – and the changes I'm making to my offering as a result! And after THAT there's a chance the oft-delayed audiobook version of The Donor Clinic Diaries will be ready for some quality JOI. So lots to look forward to!

Until next time...

Stay kinky xxx