THE HORN brings you another carnal collection!


Fruity festive greetings to you all!

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! So what say you let me warm up these cold winter months with some warming spice, courtesy of my erotic output?

As you read this, the latest in my Climax Collections will be out just in time for the holiday season! It's like an advent calendar of smut – only with 10 doors instead of 25. But each one contains something far more satisfying than a cheap chocolate shape or a picture of a rocking horse!

This month I've been distracting myself messing around with AI. Don't worry, I'd never use it to generate written content but I've found a titillating use for it when it comes to bringing some of my covers to life! See below for more details.

I've also got my usual crop of recommendations and freebies. So scroll down past the perky princess preventing you pervs from peeping at her pussy with a protective pillow for all the deets...


The fourth Climax Collection is live!

10 erotic shorts collected in one busty bundle

Are my eyes deceiving me, or is that cover moving?

Ha, yes! I've been experimenting a bit with AI lately in order to create some motion covers. More on that later! Incidentally, the cover was chosen by my Patreon members who picked it as their favourite from a shortlist. I reckon it was the girl in the glasses and stockings that won it!

What's this book all about, then?

I've collected 10 more erotic short stories that I wrote either on Medium or for my Patreon subscribers and bundled them together into another awesome book!

Does that mean I've read all of these stories before?

If you're a paying Patreon subscriber than yes, most are on my feed for paid-up members. However, many of these stories had to be edited, censored and generally toned down to meet Patreon's strict standards, and the versions you're getting in this collection are written as originally intended – meaning the blackmail, barely-legal sex and other borderline taboo situations remain intact! This is the only place you'll be able to read them completely uncensored – and in one handy package, too.

It's not very visible on Amazon...

Yes, another dungeoning I'm afraid. So mark this one as another 'too hot for Amazon'. Probably due to some of the naughtier stuff I reinstated (see above).

So what's included?

  1. Birthday treats: Sexy girlfriend gives her man a spicy present in the morning – and a filthy follow-up at night
  2. Care home capers: A slutty hairdresser gives an elderly customer at a retirement home a treat
  3. Spicing up the marriage: A frustrated wife convinces her sweet husband to treat her mean in the bedroom
  4. Cashing in with a customer: A recently laid-off pharmacist takes advantage of a customer’s dirty mind and deep pockets
  5. Going down to HR: A MILF from Human Resources offers to overlook an employee’s transgression – for a price!
  6. Edge lording: A woman explains how and why she likes to prolong her man’s agony when he’s ready to cum
  7. Jailbait on my hotel floor: A middle-aged man gets tempted by a barely-legal teen who takes a shine to him
  8. Second chance sex: A couple reconnect after decades, only to discover that the sex is just as hot
  9. Sleepwalking slut: A flirty somnambulist uses her condition as an excuse to get into bed with her crush
  10. Knead to get off: A honeymoon massage becomes far more intimate than the blushing bride was expecting

This month on Patreon

Appreciating that paid members will have already read the stories in my latest Climax Collection (albeit slightly sanitised versions) I'm giving Horny Toads another bonus book this week!

Horny Toads:

  • The Climax Collection: Volume 4 – spicier versions of the erotic shorts I've shared with paid members on Patreon since I started over there (plus an older one published on Medium)
  • A brand new erotic short – inspired by a brief from one of my Filthy Foxes, this one is a little meta and describes me writing about her friend... and us both getting super aroused as a result
  • A bonus book – I didn't want subscribers to feel shortchanged that their free monthly new release was a collection of previous Patreon rewards, so I've made Accidental Swingers free for all tiers too – Happy Christmas!

Randy Rabbits and Filthy Foxes:

  • All of the above, plus...
  • Sexhibitions 05: Suki's Soaking – the high-concept series about erotic, interactive art installations reaches its conclusion with the identity of 'Wanksy' revealed. But the unmasking will have to wait until after Francesca takes centre-stage in his filthiest installation yet: one where the the contributions of onlooking men are stored, syphoned and then showered upon the woman performing for them!

Also a reminder that subscribers at the Filthy Fox tier each get a turn telling me what they'd like the monthly erotic short to be about. That's on top of direct monthly correspondence from me. So if you want to have a more collaborative influence over my writing, this is the tier to choose!


My stance on AI is firm

(and getting firmer...)

First, the most important thing: I will NEVER USE AI to compose or construct my writing. Everything I craft comes out of my sordid little brain, and my words and sentences are my own.

Now, I know some authors use AI to generate story ideas or to help them plot out their scenarios. I try not to judge but that still feels a little wrong to me. But look, I get it. It's a thing. Although I hope you'll agree that my tone of voice is my own and something that makes my erotica unique!

Having said all that, I still think AI is a really useful tool when it comes to generating content from a marketing POV. I've been having a lot of fun this month experimenting with my covers and creating titillating images and videos to promote my wares.

From an ethical POV, I've ensured that faces of any cover stars that I've caused to flash their wares are either AI-generated or obscured, so I don't think I'll be upsetting any stock photo models!

By way of a little preview, see below for some of the fruits of my endeavours. Do they work? I guess I'll check out the number of clicks and see for myself... 😉


Check out some of my other works

My entire catalogue of titles can be found here.

For Christmas, I wanted to shine a light on some of my books that I haven;t maybe been shouting a lot about recently. Some hidden gems that might have passed you by but are definitely worth your time...


Some saucy recommendations

A varied selection to catch your attention this month, with at least one mandated Christmas-themed story and a couple of titles that should scratch your itch if you're into big, lactating boobs! And for fans of older women taking charge with younger men, might I direct you attention to the sensual MILF putting on a show for her daughter's boyfriend?


Show me the freebies!!

Four free filthy fables for your delectation this month. A taste of the taboo as a busty brunette gets drunk and amorous with her daddy, a festive MFM fantasy, an explicit piece of exhibitionism, and finally a big-boobed MILF with overladen jugs ripe for milking. ALL FREE if you sign up to the authors' newsletters...

And, as always, this month's newsletter ends with a collection of free titles from multiple authors - some of which you may not have seen before. Santa's sack really is bursting this month!


That's all folks!

I'll offer you my festive well-wishes in my mid-month missive, but a big thank you if you're a dedicated fan who keeps track of my output andd enjoys what I write. The best gift you could give me this year would be joining my Patreon – which in return will gift YOU with every new release, free bonus books and lots of erotic shorts. If you want to show your support, it's the best way to do it!

Until next time...

Stay kinky xxx

Erotica writer extraordinaire

From illicit age-gap relationships to kinky experimentations and everything in-between: voyeurism, manipulation, first-time, fantasy, massage, swinging, teasing, bicurious, taboo... if there's a sexual fantasy then I've probably written about it.

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