A glut of smut for y'all!

I'm glad I'm not a woman; I'd just stay in bed all day playing with my tits.

I know... it's an old joke. But one that inspired my latest kinky short! I've gone full Freaky Friday and imagined what it would be like if a man woke up as a woman, and a woman woke up as a man. Read the filthy results in 'Body Swap Swingers' - more details below.

I've also got my usual batch of recommendations and freebies for you. Not too much else to report – I'm busy beavering away on my sex-filled fantasy epic – so let's get straight on with things, eh?

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So scroll down past the bubbly blonde flirting with her reflection whilst mashing her melons on the mirror for all the good stuff!

NEW RELEASE:

Meet the Body Swap Swingers!!

Dipping your toes into erotic sci-fi again?

More like 'fantasy' - but 'fantasy' in an erotic context can be confusing so... sure, let's call it sci-fi. Or magical realism. It's not a scenario that would happen in real life, that's for sure. But it's certainly something we've all thought about at some point...

So what's the plot?

A guy wakes up in a familiar bedroom with his memory full of holes. But one thing he definitely remembers is that he's a man. Which makes the sexy female body he's inhabiting both incredibly confusing AND incredibly arousing. Once he's over the shock, and taken a look at his gorgeous appearance in the bedroom mirror, he starts having fun with his new assets...

You say this is a 'swap'?

Ah yes... across town, a woman is waking up to discover she's got a muscular male body and a cock with a mind of its own – that's demanding to be touched. She's always enjoyed giving hand jobs - but she never thought she'd be using those skills on herself!

This is going to get so confusing...

Yup! And I tied myself in knots trying to choose the right pronouns to use in all the situations they find themselves in – especially when they finally meet! Why don't we all just agree that any disorientation provoked by my writing is deliberate in order to express the confusion of the protagonists, ok?

Is this a one-and-done?

Yeah, I think so. After writing a few 5-part serials and working hard on the first book in my fantasy epic, I figured a standalone short would be a nice change of pace, and I know many of you prefer the self-contained stories. But who knows? If this proves a popular concept, I might revisit it one day...

Task Mistress shout-out!

My full library of titles can be found at books.hawklanderotica.com

There's something for everyone: shy first-timers, provocative temptresses, experimental couples and even super-powered prostitutes!

But this month, in celebration of the latest series of Task Master premiering in the UK last month, I'm bringing your attention to my filthy homage; a five-part adventure inspired by the Task Master concept that asks: what if the contestants were horny-as-hell and all the tasks had to do with sex?

So follow the adventures of Jessica, Mary and Amanda, as their 'Task Mistress' Alexis sets them a series of filthy challenges during a wild and hedonistic bridal weekend.

Who can cum the fastest? Who can seduce the oldest man? Who can write the most alluring hook-up ad (and follow through on the promises they make)? Who can engineer the most generous glazing? And who will ultimately come out 'on top'?

Read all five chapters to find out! The first book is only $0.99 if you want to meet the characters first – and the collection of all five tasks is now only $3.99 or FREE on Kindle Unlimited.

(Note: that first NSFW cover has a milder variant on Amazon!)

This month's recommendations

Lots of variety in my picks today: lesbians, erotic romance, submissive sissies, and two older men getting extremely lucky with a much younger woman. Consider them marked with the Hawkland seal of approval!

Show me the freebies!

'Racy Gracie' and 'Always Hard Hardison' (nicknames I daresay they've never been called before) are two erotica authors that I have an awful lot of time for. And if you're not subscribed to their respective newsletters, then you really should be. They're offering the books below FOR FREE if you sign up, so why not give them a go?

And here's a collection of FREE taboo stories that you can sample by signing up for the authors' newsletters. BE WARNED: these ones are all 'too hot for Amazon' as they feature scenarios that some might find a little too naughty!

That's all folks!

Maybe - JUST MAYBE - I'll have the first book in my 'romantasy' epic ready for you next month. I'm not making any promises though... these things take SO LONG!!

If it feels like it's still not ready, then I'll be sure to set aside some time to write something to tide you all over. Maybe a new series? I've got something in mind that should be a real hoot to write (and read!).

Remember, you can send me a tip if you think what I'm doing is worth rewarding in some way. Just a dollar gives me a warm fuzzy feeling that encourages me to carry on writing...

Until next time... stay kinky x