Let's add some sauce to our lives...

There's no reason not to, right? I'm not saying the ONLY thing you should read is spanking hot smut written by yours truly - but it helps to read a balanced diet of literature. And arousing tales of sexual experimentation and indulgence are a wonderful palette cleanser!

This month, I've got news of a collection that I know many of you were crying out for! Sorry for making you wait for so long, but all five books in the 'Trapped in the Porn Dimension' saga are now available in a single value-for-money bundle, for purchase or for free via Kindle Unlimited!

My usual selection of recommendations and freebies also awaits, as does some news about updates to my subscriber offerings. I've also got an update about my forthcoming audiobooks!

So scroll down past the stunning strumpet with the ski-slope tits who's scandalously starkers except for the stockings for all the deets...

Porn Dimension is now collected!

All five books in one beautifully busty bundle

What's this one about again?

Anson is having a bad day. He and his girlfriend don't see eye-to-eye when it comes to his behaviour in the bedroom, and his latest porn-inspired imposition results in him being dumped on his birthday! But then a freak accident transports him to a parallel dimension where the clichés and tropes of adult films are part of everyday life. Initial bewilderment segues into unparalleled joy as he takes advantage of a world where all the women seem to exist purely to tease, arouse and pleasure themselves and any man who happens to be nearby!

Can you give me some examples of how this alternate dimension works?

Well, waking up in hospital, Anson finds that the nurses are dressed far more provocatively than he's expecting - and they seem very keen to give him an intimate bed bath. And all the car wash establishments feature sudsy women in bikinis rather than automated machines. And his work colleagues act surprised when he doesn't treat them as free-use objects. Oh, and the term 'bridal shower' means something very different here, and involves lots of men visiting the bride-to-be!

And, of course, Anson's girlfriend (who never broke up with him in this dimension) is far more experimental...

Sounds like he's got no reason to return home!

You'd think, but in this dimension love and affection are taboo and treated in much the same way that depraved kinks are in our world. And that lack of emotional intimacy soon begins to wear thin.

Oh, and there's the small matter of the Anson from that world having swapped places with our Anson. And he very soon gets into trouble after his carefree attitudes to public groping and indecent exposure hit up against our laws of conduct!

This sounds wild!

It's a crazy concept, I grant you. But it's also full of heart, humour and, dare I say, a little romance. There's also a twist or two before things reach a 'satisfying' conclusion.

What else can you tell us?

Well, let me end by sharing an Amazon review for the first in the series that I think does the whole collection justice!

This month on Patreon and Ream

Changes are afoot...

I have retied my Ream offering!

This is due to the lack of subs on this platform compared with Patreon. Frankly, running two subscription services onncurrently is too much of a time sink when you only have a single subscriber on one of them (who has kindly shifted to Patreon).

So, moving forwards, everything subscriber-related will be going through Patreon! And this month, here's what you'll be getting on there:

Horny Toads:

• Trapped in the Porn Dimension Collection – all five books for free?! Why yes! All subscribers will get my latest release for free whenever possible - even if that's a 50,000+ word bundle like this month!
• A brand new erotic short – inspired by a brief from one of my Filthy Foxes, this month a down-on-her-luck pharmacist with financial issues gets some filthy offers from a dweebish patient who offers cash for favours in the back of the pharmacy
• A new audiobook – it wasn't ready for last month, but I guarantee you'll all be getting a link to my latest audiobook in October! (pinky promise)

Randy Rabbits and Filthy Foxes:

• All of the above, plus...
• Sexhibitions 03: Sally's Service – the high-concept series about erotic, interactive art installations continues. In this one, two young ladies discover that when they sit in a particular place in church while the organ plays, they're stimulated in a quite unexpected way – and the young pastor playing the keys gets quite a thrill from teasing them during hymns!
• Another excerpt from my WIP

Also a reminder that subscribers at the Filthy Fox tier get a personalised email from me every month where we shoot the breeze and chat about anything the Fox wants to. I'm having some great on-going discussions with current members about my writing process and our feelings on the kind of content that turns us on.

Can Buy Me Love audiobook is almost live!

One of the first books I ever wrote has finally been giving the audio treatment! The narrator I chose to bring newly-minted cheeky chappie Dave to life is Charles Robert Fox – and he's done a great job bringing Dave's everyman charm to life.

At time of publishing, it's just going through its final approval, so hopefully it'll be live as you read this (if not, give it a few more days).

Listen in on a night of debauchery as secret millionaire Dave gets his sexy young work colleagues to wonder aloud what their price might be for performing certain sexual favours - before revealing that he's very much in the position to meet those financial expectations!

Check out an exclusive FREE clip below.

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Check out some of my collections

My entire catalogue of titles can be found here.

If you're the kind of reader who enjoys their smut in small bitesize morsels – a 'quick fix' as it were – then might I suggest the following. Each one is a collection of 'quickie' erotic tales that get to anticipated crescendo before they outstay their welcome.

Each book includes a wide variety of scenarios and fantasies that cover a range of kinks. These titles are PERFECT if you just want to occasionally dip in and out for a saucy treat.

Basically, if you want a book that you can constantly return to for a quick wank, then you could do a lot worse! 😂

Some saucy recommendations

Two really steamy tales to get your teeth into this month. Firstly, hats off to Veronica James for a simple but filthy approach to her book title that had me grinning: not caught 'with' the babysitter but caught 'inside' the babysitter! Brilliant! I'm flabbergasted Amazon hasn't dungeoned it!

And to complement that smut, check out the first book in an enemies-to-lovers dark office romance that starts with a woman being blackmailed into bed and used by her coworker! Clearly, she forgives him... 😂

Show me the freebies!!

This month, we have a reverse harem, a free-use fantasy, and a double helping of randy stepbrothers crossing the line with their pseudo-sisters! Just sign up to the authors' newsletters and read for free!

And, as always, this month's newsletter ends with a bang with a HUGE collection of taboo and off-kilter books and stories that are free after a quick sign-up.

That's all folks!

Remember, if you're a dedicated fan of my output, then joining my Patreon gives you exclusive previews, new releases for FREE and rotating access to titles in my back catalogue. It also helps me write more smut, more often - so if you want to show your support, it's the best way to do it!

Until next time...

Stay kinky xxx